Gloria: Great foreign policy interview. Herman Cain really nailed it on Libya.
Herman: Thank you. Great dinner. Gloria Cain sure knows how to cook a pot roast.
Gloria: Thank you. It’s Gloria Cain’s pleasure to please Herman Cain.
Herman: That’s what Herman Cain likes to hear.
Gloria: By the way, Gloria Cain watched Gloria Allred’s latest press conference, and Gloria Cain can’t believe what they were saying about Herman Cain.
Herman: Herman Cain can’t believe it either. If there’s one thing Gloria Cain should know, Herman Cain is her main man and he’d never treat another woman like that.
Gloria: You don’t have to tell that to Gloria Cain. She knows Herman Cain better than that. By the way, Gloria Cain found another pair of woman’s underwear in Herman Cain’s sport coat. They’re not Gloria Cain’s size so Gloria Cain assumes Herman Cain volunteered to do some poor woman’s laundry.
Herman: That’s Herman Cain’s girl.