Israel’s right-wing government is warning – well, tried to warn — its citizens not to marry Jewish Americans because it will cause them to “lose their national identities.” This is not good news if you’re looking forward to shopping for an engagement ring at Tiffany’s with your hot little Mossad agent. (Believe me, it’s not the same with a CIA analyst who keeps kosher.) Still, it’s important to keep the race clean. (Where have I heard that before?) The last thing Israel needs is another no-goodnick liberal immigrant like Milwaukee’s own (seriously) Golda Meir.