Wanted: Herman Cain supporters, No heavy thinking required
You’re a Republican presidential candidate. What can you say to win over Herman Cain supporters? Here are some suggestions:
- My economic plan spelled backwards is “999.”
- I just flew in from Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan and boy are my arms tired!
- I’ll only say this once: I’ve never gotten jiggy with Kay Bailey Hutchison.
December 5, 2011 8:43 pm 
