Posts tagged: Dianne Wilkerson

Bay State Bombast – 1/14/11

House Speaker Robert DeLeo said he would consider asking his three predecessors — past and future convicted felons, Charlie Flaherty, Tom Finneran, and Sal DiMasi — to skip the Legislature’s 2013 swearing-in ceremony – or at the very least, sit in a stately holding cell.

Convicted former Mass. State Sen. Dianne Wilkerson, failed to report thousands of dollars in donations that were intended to pay off her debt to the IRS. After finding out about it the government said, “Please, keep the money; just don’t tell us where you stuffed it.”

A federal judge sentenced Patrice “Ma” Tierney, wife of US Rep. John F. Tierney, to a month in prison and five months house arrest for aiding and abetting the filing of false tax returns for her brother, a federal fugitive. A disappointed Congressman Tierney said, “Throughout my career it’s been my goal to bring people together. I just didn’t expect it would be my my wife and Dianne Wilkerson in a prison shower room.”

Prosecutors asked a federal judge to demand ousted Boston City Councilor Chuck Turner return the $1,000 he was convicted of receiving as a bribe. An outraged Turner responded, “I solicited that bribe fair and square!”

Five Mass Parole Board members and other Parole officials were forced to resign. That’s almost as many Probation Dept. officials who are expected to eventually be up for parole.

I just didn’t expect it would be my my wife and Dianne Wilkerson in a prison shower room.

Bay State Bombast – 11/29/10

State Senator Bruce Tarr has been named the next Republican leader in the Mass. Senate, giving him a $22,500 raise to guide the three other GOP senators. He pledged under his leadership there will no Republican scandals or basketball team.

The first GOP senate caucus will be held this week in Tarr’s Mazda hatchback.

A judge is expected to set a sentencing date this week for a former Mass. state senator Democrat Dianne Wilkerson. She pleaded guilty in June to eight counts of attempted extortion and was videotaped stuffing bribe money into her bra. Wilkerson must also forfeit all profits from her latest venture: the Victoria’s Secret Pushup ATM Machine.

In the wake of a scandal that involves him and his closest colleagues, House Speaker Robert DeLeo pledged to file a bill that completely reorganizes the Mass. Probation Department. An outraged DeLeo emphasized, “Somebody has to stop people like me.”

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino is finally home after being hospitalized for a bacterial infection in his elbow he acquired on a recent trip to Italy. A wiser Menino commented, “That’s the last time I’ll ever visit the Leaning Tower of Germs.”

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