Thank you Fox News Polls for keeping America informed. Without you, how would we know that:
- Despite untold damage caused by President Obama, Democrats, and Fox News competitors, the United States still kicks ass.
- Unlike Muammar Gaddafi, that weenie Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t care enough about his country to slaughter his own citizens.
- Americans prefer any presidential candidate over Barack Obama as long as that candidate has a contract with Fox News.
According to a University of Maryland study, Fox News viewers are more misinformed about American political issues than viewers of any other channel. Among its findings, many Fox News viewers believe:
Most scientists do not agree that climate change is occurring
The stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts
Their own income taxes have gone up
When TARP came up for a vote most Republicans opposed it
It is not clear that Obama was born in the United States
But there’s more! Foxophiles also believe:
- Obamacare will require that your primary physician be named Obama.
- Democrats want to withdraw troops from Afghanistan so they can be used in the war on Christmas.
- The Post Office plans on issuing a set of “Great Islamic Terrorist” stamps.
- If we don’t burn more fossil fuel a glacier will destroy Rush Limbaugh’s Florida mansion.
- NASCAR is mentioned at least five times in the Constitution.
Politics | Ben Alper | 
May 31, 2011 6:55 am | 
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