Sen. McCain: “Get your own damn colonoscopy!”

Sen. John McCain, a life-long recipient of government health care, complained about the “government takeover” of health care on ABC’s “Good Morning America” – proving once again that one man’s Maverick-care is another man’s wasteful government-mandated medical plan.

Loco en las noticias

In Freemont, California, two children, ages 9 and 11, helped deliver their mother’s baby. Or as conservatives are calling this amazing feat: the new Republican Universal Health Care Plan.

Democratic Ohio congressman Steve Driehaus is furious that an opposition group took out a newspaper ad that included a large photo of him with his two young daughters. Sen. Scott Brown defended the ad saying, “What are you complaining about? Do you know how much it costs to place an ad in a mail order bride catalog?”

The long and the short of it

Dennis Kucinich finally came around to supporting the Democratic health care legislation. Word has it he changed his mind after a face-to-chest meeting with his wife.