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Life’s a Mitch

At first glance, there doesn’t seem to be a connection between Mitch McConnell (Senator No) and Dr No of James Bond fame. However, there are some eerie similarities:

- Senator No opposes the government take over of health care.	- Senator No refuses to torture Medicaid patients.
- It’s been rumored that political consultant Frank Luntz advised Senator No to refer to the Democrat’s financial reform package as a “bailout” bill.	- It’s been rumored that political consultant Frank Luntz advised Dr. No to refer to sadistic torture as “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques”
- Senator No’s master plan is to stop President Obama’s adgenda in its tracks and hope for Republican victories in November.	- Dr. No’s master plan is to stop James Bond in his tracks and hope it leads to an invitation to “Dancing with the Stars.”