Dad always brutalized you best

Two of Muammar el-Qaddafi’s seven sons are proposing dad step aside in favor of a transition government headed by son, Seif al-Islam el-Qaddafi.

Why Seif al-Islam? Why not brother Saadi or Khamis or Mutuassim? Or even Danny or Skippy Qaddafi? This does not bode well for the next family get-together.

You say Furtado, I say money grubbing entertainer

Singer Nelly Furtado announced she will give away $1 million she received to perform in Italy for the family of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi. This was obviously an honest mistake. But to make sure people don’t question her good intentions, Furtado also plans on returning:

• $4 million she received for performing at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Pro-Am Golf Tournament
• $2 million she received for performing at Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s annual fundraiser to legalize teenage prostitution
• $1.5 million she received to perform at next month’s “Free Bernie Madoff Concert”