What can you say about last night’s Nevada senatorial debate/debacle between Harry Reid and Sharron Angle? Voters saw two of the scariest people in Las Vegas since Bugsy Siegel and a fat Elvis. But what did we learn?
- The only thing scarier than Angle and Reid debating is Angle and Reid holding public office.
- If Sharron Angle were hooked up to lie detector, Hoover Dam would’ve exploded.
- We’re not sure how Harry Reid became Senate Majority Leader, but there couldn’t have been an oral exam.
- The person translating the debate for the hearing impaired is still washing her hands.
- Before you criticize politicians in your state, watch some of this debate (either on C-Span or “TV’s Bloopers & Practical Jokes”). Reid and Angle will make your local candidates for dog catcher look like Lincoln and Douglas.
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange (no relation to Green Bay Packers left tackle Tyrell Assange) pledges to publish 15,000 more secret documents within a month. The new documents are expected to confirm what we’ve already suspected:
- President Obama is so sick of whining liberals he’s considering arresting Arianna Huffington and shipping her to Guantanamo Prison, where she’ll be sentenced to 20 consecutive bikini waxes.
- Eighty five percent of people who answer Fox News Polls think they’re ordering a pizza from Dominos.
- California Congresswoman Maxine Waters secretly fears being struck by lightning every time she defends herself against ethics charges.
- For the first three years of her marriage, Nevada GOP U.S. Senate candidate and all-around right-wing looney tune, Sharon Angle would never make love to her husband without proof of U.S. citizenship.
- In the event Elizabeth Warren is not appointed head of the new consumer protection agency, “professional liberals” are secretly planning “the hissy fit thrown ‘round the world.”
- The real reason Muslims want to build a mosque near Ground Zero is so they can eventually add a family restaurant called TGI Fahad’s.
Politics | Ben Alper | 
October 15, 2010 5:46 pm | 
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